You know you're a wineberserker when . .

[gavin.f]

Last week I went through my CT notes…to edit for grammar……

[Mark_Golodetz]

-When your cats are named Magdelaine and Rhys

When you don’t go to restaurants that don’t allow BYOB (new rule)

[robertl]

Did I get this right?

[Sam_Kwak]

@Bryan_B

when you name all of your children after vineyard sites and/or wine regions.

What are your kids’ names? Toying with Syrah for a girl’s name if we have one.

[Eric_LeVine]

Roy Hersh named his daughter Taylor… Just saying.

[Anton_D]

@Sam_Kwak

@Bryan_B

when you name all of your children after vineyard sites and/or wine regions.

What are your kids’ names? Toying with Syrah for a girl’s name if we have one.

Kay Syrah Kwak!

[cjsavino]

@Anton_D

@Sam_Kwak

@Bryan_B

when you name all of your children after vineyard sites and/or wine regions.

What are your kids’ names? Toying with Syrah for a girl’s name if we have one.

Kay Syrah Kwak!

Clos Du Kwak

[Neal.Mollen]

@Brian_S_t_o_t_t_e_r

When you have a cellar full of wine but nothing to drink.

this

[Bryan_B]

I’ve got two girls… Serra (after the La Serra vineyard in Piedmont) and Mozelle. Of course, everyone thinks her name is Sarah but that’s fine!

[Dennis_Borczon]

Oh this is so true. I have quit any place that won’t allow byob, unless the wine list is very reasonable…

[Anton_D]

One of our dogs in named To Kalon, we call him Tokes.

His brother is McLovin, he has a fake ID.

[Patrick_Taylor]

…you type the letter “w” and your browser autofills to this site.

[Sarah_S]

@Dav3_Dyr0ff

I feel like we’ve done this before, but my standard one is

you’ve ever driven home with wine in the trunk worth more than the car

Or you’ve ever picked up wine futures in DC for a friend one afternoon and decided that it needed to be transferred to proper storage in NY immediately, so you get up at 3am the next morning and drive 4+ hours each way to satisfy yourself that you have not caused the bottles to come to any harm…(and the wine was worth more than the current value of your car, of course.) That probably makes me a berserker by association, and perhaps slightly neurotic, in general.

[cjsavino]

You email a winery from BD15 to ask if you ordered from them because you cannot find your order confirmation or which credit card you used

[Phil_T_r_o_t_t_e_r]

You know who Otto is.

You’re not sure where you stand on the Donald Pennet situation.

You know what an elote athlete is.

You were starting to understand the RTP Latham Richard Bordeaux scoring system.

You’re pissed at people recommending champagne as a meal pairing because it’s the lazy way out.

You have more thought through ponderings about decanting, slow-ox and travel shock than national and international politics.

You’re trying to convert 99.999999999999999999% of the population to vin jaune.

[M.Sysak]

Otto! LOL

[Patrick_Taylor]

@Phil_T_r_o_t_t_e_r

You’re pissed at people recommending champagne as a meal pairing because it’s the lazy way out.

Champagne is the Miata of wine.

[RichardFlack]

There was a character in a British Soap called Chardonnay.

[RichardFlack]

As long as they aren’t called Corky

[RichardFlack]

I rather think Lexus sedan.