You know you're a wineberserker when . .

[RichardFlack]

You can explain what Vin Jaune is. At length.

[Phil_T_r_o_t_t_e_r]

@Patrick_Taylor

Champagne is the Miata of wine.

No motor, can’t fit in if you’re more than 5’9" and rusts through in 2 Québec winters even if tarped and wintered in an indoor garage?

I drove one quite a while ago and kept being hit by bugs on my forehead while driving on the highway. The windshield was below my brow line.

Honda S2000 for the win in the go-cart for summer category !

[Tom_G_l_a_s_g_o_w]

Only one winery?

[Patrick_Taylor]

@Phil_T_r_o_t_t_e_r

No motor, can’t fit in if you’re more than 5’9" and rusts through in 2 Québec winters even if tarped and wintered in an indoor garage?

I drove one quite a while ago and kept being hit by bugs on my forehead while driving on the highway. The windshield was below my brow line.

Honda S2000 for the win in the go-cart for summer category

To be fair, my son has a 1996 Miata M Edition and it is really a fun car to drive. I just never know which leg muscle is going to cramp up when I get in/out of the vehicle. Part of the fun, I guess!

[Emery_A]

@Phil_T_r_o_t_t_e_r

You’re trying to convert 99.999999999999999999% of the population to vin jaune.

yes!

[Chris_Seiber]

If you had trained your young child to play quietly in the corner while his parents tasted in tasting rooms.

[RichardFlack]

It is a rather low brow sort of car.

[Dennis_Borczon]

this is sad, just sad that I can relate to all of this…I need to get a life.

[Chris_Seiber]

@Warren_Taranow

YKYAWB if you’ve brought you own glassware anywhere

Bringing stemware to a restaurant is Berserker level.

Bringing stemware to a restaurant that actually has pretty good stemware is Grand Cru Cru.

Bringing wine in a decanter to a restaurant is Monopole Cru.

[David_Bu3ker]

@Chris_Seiber

Bringing wine in a decanter to a restaurant is Monopole Cru.

Because it’s also an incredibly bad idea, unless you are walking…then it’s only slightly bad.

[Chris_Seiber]

@David_Bu3ker

@Chris_Seiber

Bringing wine in a decanter to a restaurant is Monopole Cru.

Because it’s also an incredibly bad idea, unless you are walking…then it’s only slightly bad.

[Mariano_Chiaramonte]

@Phil_T_r_o_t_t_e_r

You’re trying to convert 99.999999999999999999% of the population to vin jaune

With such a success rates that you have the Jehovah’s Witnesses trying to learn from you

[John_Morris]

@RichardFlack

There was a character in a British Soap called Chardonnay.

I met a significant figure in the British wine trade who’s girlfriend was named Romany (yes, the Y was unfortunate).

[Dav3_Dyr0ff]

If only she’d married Bill Conti.

[rwstorer]

…when your non wine friends bring you a gift of Caymus or Silver Oak and you try to find “nice” words to say

[ToddFrench]

@Patrick_Taylor

you PM two other Berserkers in very different time zones for input on five potential backup wines for dinner tonight. They immediately reply.

Similarly, but with a group text message, as I absolutely FREEZE to try and decide which of the 600 bottles of wine in my cellar to open. I just wish this group would reply more frequently, alas…

[M.Sysak]

You order Smoking Goose samplers to a family member who just moved to an Indy suburb.

[David_K2]

When Google keeps trying to automatically translate all the websites you visit.

[Andrew_K]

When you are slightly embarrassed to tell someone how much you spent on wine last year and they nod acceptingly and say, yeah, I spent twice that.

[Shan_A]

When you read this entire thread