You know you're a wineberserker when . .

. . . you see the abbreviation LLC and your first thought is Leoville Las Cas, not limited liability corporation.

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It’s actually “limited liability company”. A corporation is a limited liability entity by default.

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Also isn’t it “LĂ©oville Las Cases” ?

Both Mike and Phil have proved their berserker creds.

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now do DP

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Totally!!

You know you’re a Berserker when


The wine glass you drink out of costs more than the average bottle of wine.

You think Roberto Duran is a wine opener.

You think Film Noir must be some variant of Burgundy grape.

You think Alabama is wasting all their nitrogen killing people instead of preserving wine.

You cue up ‘The Guns of Navarone’ and wonder why it doesn’t look like Anderson Valley.

You think a cage match is having a hard time opening a bottle of Champagne.

During the Super Bowl, when someone asks if you saw that muffed punt, you check your bottle of wine.

You think the poor house must be a wine bar.

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Nitrogen is crappy as a wine preserver. Go xenon or go home!

-Al

I feel like we’ve done this before, but my standard one is

you’ve ever driven home with wine in the trunk worth more than the car

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Does being in a car worth less than the wine count!p?

You have a couple of friends over for dinner and there are twenty four glasses to wash the next morning.

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You have a pet crow called Parantoux.

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Have friends over for dinner and everyone gets a 1 ounce pour

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You go out to a BYOB restaurant with non-berserker friends, and you tell them not to bother bringing any bottles.

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You have to explain that a wine board is not like a cheese board. Though, maybe there is a cheese berserkers!

Keep seeing these RSV commercials. :wine_glass:

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its not the first time hearing that a friend of a friend wants to land their helicopter at Screaming Eagle.

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Also when pouring Riverain Reserve at Falltacular!

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