If I were Fu, I’d so buy the 5 cases of well-stored '90 Dom I found today.
Because you didn’t grow up with a tiger mom who spanked you? 
Order of the feather duster
Mark, you bring new meaning to attention deficit disorder.
Ha, how so?
Go away.
Couldn’t you convince the owner it was Chandon Brut and get all for a hundred?
I’ll call in with my credit card. 
You’re telling Mark to leave his own thread?
To address the original question, a baller would have gotten a 60% discount due to the obviously damaged state of the cardboard, then even before posting have already shipped the loose bottles to China for auction by Acker, after a two minute visit to a temperature and humidity controlled cellar.
What’s the story with the funky cellar?
Katrina bottles?
soooo. . . why didn’t you buy them?
Prices were too baller.
Then why bother posting this stupid thread??? There are thousands of cases of that wine around, some might be cheap, others overpriced. So what??? Do you realize they make something like 250,000 cases of Dom every year?
Chuck, calm down, you are becoming hysterical. . . . there is some room for humor on WB, isn’t there?
No.
How to be baller like Fu:
Step 1: Don’t post troll threads.
If they were stored correctly, you should buy them. Fantastic champagne and one of my favorites.