Why can't I be a baller like Fu?

They dont look well stored to me.

+1

(I bought some from you, and they have all been great)

Step 2: See Step 1.

Step 2-Subsection B: Never say “baller” again.

Repeat until clean.

If the Dom was too pricey, offer him 40 bucks for the ‘useless’ Grande Dame.

That cellar looks pretty dubious, all in all.

Where were these? The boxes looked waterlogged and messed up. I would be worried about these being affected by Katrina or even Sandy. A great wine, drinking well at the moment, but not the most durable wine.

Nobody cares where these were or where they have been!!

Have you not followed any of these threads?

Those boxes are so waterlogged, I’d be hesitant to buy anything in them

First it’s Balla. Everyone knows that.

True story. Mark is not a balla he wouldn’t understand

Well, depending on the price you could always buy one or two and if they are sound return for more. Sure, they could be hurricane damaged or a basement could have flooded at some point. I’d be more concerned about the fact that the storage unit appears to be partially above grade based on that sunlight streaming in from the background.

Curious - what happens to the wine if it gets soaked in water?

i.e. we put bubbly in ice buckets… isn’t that soaking it in water as well?

It’s just the irrational exuberance of youth.

How did Mark become the new Roberto?

Maybe not the Greatest Thread Of All Time, but I have surely seen worse.

And NO ONE is a balla like Fu. Parker dreamt of his new 100 Points lifestyle mag just for Fu.

I think Cardboard looks “potentially” about right for On release if it sat in the same spot for 20 years. some humidity is ok, check the labels…

To be clear, just so Fu will have some TP.

A few more pics of the netherworld.
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I found over priced, questionable Dom…what to do, what to do…

I know - I’ll start another meaningless thread about it.

mark - you might start posting this threads in the asylum if they are jokes and then people wouldn’t get so up in arms over their pointless nature

Nice little cult of personality you got going, Grasshopper.

How much for the orange ciroc

Buy one and try it. . . if you like it. . . buy more. That’s what Fu would do.