Thank you Berserker Nation! You have made Dick’s get bigger. Your support is greatly appreciated!
Congrats to @Scott_Brunson, you are the winner of the Dom Perignon raffle! Drink it in, Dom and Dick’s always go down smooth.
The lucky wiener of the ½ bottle of KRUG is… @M1a_U! Take a bow Mia, and bask in the soothing afterglow of Dick’s!
Dick’s Potato Chips is a celebration of American snacking. Our delicious ripple-style chips are crafted by a Midwestern chip maker that’s been family owned for nearly 90 years. The flavor is somewhat like conventional ripple chips cooked in vegetable oil, but with better quality potatoes, a bigger crunch and a lot less grease. They’re slightly thicker too, so they won’t get soggy when topped with your favorite dip (check out our Dick’s pics below.) Each individual package contains 2.75 oz of potato-y goodness. These chips are legit!
What’s with the slogan?
It’s simple: people love to laugh at Dick’s! We bet you’re smiling right now. And let’s be honest, at some point we’ve all wanted to tell someone to eat a bag of Dick’s. Now you can, from the comfort and safety of your own home.
Will Dick’s add meaning to my life?
No. But it will keep you out of the snack aisle. Remember that dimly-lit gauntlet? Nothing but an endless sea of greasy, mass-produced, bottom-shelf pablum. And don’t get us started on the trendy flavors. Do we really need a potato chip that tastes like a Flannery porterhouse? (Eh, not gonna lie, that sounds tasty.)
But here’s what you won’t find in that sea of chips: humor. Dick’s is different because it’s funny.
Funny how? You mean funny, like I’m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh?
Uh…
Let’s put it this way. The best time to eat a bag of Dick’s is when you’re hanging out with friends, watching the game, or enjoying a movie. You’re already in a good mood. Why not have a snack that adds to the fun?
Do Dick’s go with Krug and Dom Perignon?
Affirmative. And we’re raffling off a bottle to one lucky wiener.
UPDATE: DOM PERIGNON LEVEL ACHIEVED. THE RAFFLE IS STILL OPEN - KEEP BUYING THOSE DICK’S!
I’m feeling saucy after a successful inaugural BerserkerDay and celebrating with a bottle of bubbles. So what the heck, let’s raffle off the bottle of Dom AND the half bottle of Krug Grande Cuvee Brut. Thank you all for making my first time unforgettable!
I’m sold! How do I order?
I’m glad you asked. When it comes to bags of Dick’s, size matters.
You can order Small, Medium, or Large Dick’s.
Small Dick’s ($8.99)
- This offer contains 3 bags of Dick’s, each one bursting with 2.75 oz of potato-y goodness.
- The price is $8.99, with free shipping to all 50 states
- That’s just $3 per bag of Dick’s
- Click here to order
Medium Dick’s ($17.98)
- This offer contains 6 bags of Dick’s, each one bursting with 2.75 oz of potato-y goodness.
- The price is $17.98, with free shipping to all 50 states
- That’s also just $3 per bag of Dick’s
- Click here to order
Large Dick’s ($35.96 - Our Best Deal)
- Our best deal contains 15 bags of Dick’s, each one bursting with, eh you get the drift.
- We’ll take an extra 20% off, making the price $35.96
- We’ll even throw in a bonus bag for a total of 16 – that’s four squared Dick’s!
- This offer clocks in at just $2.25 per bag of Dick’s, with free shipping to all 50 states
- Click here to order
We sell logo t-shirts too, so you can wear your Dick’s proudly. Shipping is included on any t-shirt order.
Sparkling wine pairs with the salty richness of Dick’s. If we get $1,000 or more in orders, we will randomly “draw” a raffle ticket and send the lucky winner a half bottle of Krug Grand Cuvee Brut. If we get more than $2,000 in total orders, we’ll make it a full bottle of Dom Perignon.
How do I get my raffle tickets?
Each order of Small Dick’s = 3 raffle tickets.
Each order of Medium Dick’s = 8 raffle tickets.
Each order of Large Dick’s = 20 raffle tickets. Did we mention this is our best deal?
The raffle winner must take wine delivery in a state where wine.com can ship. At the moment, they cannot ship to AL, DE, ME, MI, MS, MT, TN, UT, and SD. (Nor do they ship outside of the US.)
Dick’s is a new business and we’re grateful to Berserker Nation for helping us get the word out and generate sales. You’re making Dick’s get bigger – the capital we generate on BerserkerDay goes DIRECTLY toward a NEW flavor that we will introduce soon. When we do, we’ll reveal the new flavor exclusively to the buyer with the biggest BerserkerDay order AND send the first bags to that person. Imagine the singular honor of tasting new Dick’s for the very first time! The mind boggles.
