Last Night for Dinner we had Chicken. Lemon, & Orzo Soup with Sardines and a 1983 Crozes-Hermitage B

That’s a lot of balls.

But how many could fit in those tiny hands?

You must have had one hell of an awesome algebra teacher that taught you how to cypher good enough to figure that out.

Kinda like a T-Rex.

But enough about his personality…

I might need a ruling from the peanut gallery:

Concetta Rosa Maria Franconero. Definitely not MOT.

Yup, nice Irish girl there.

I know somebody that would do her.

I doubt she’d do him though.

Is she a Union girl?

I have a feeling she’d turn in her card first.

You can thank a teacher for her learnin’…

Reminds me of a tale I once heard…

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, ‘Is this a union house?’

‘No,’ she replied, ‘I’m sorry it isn’t.’

‘Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?’

‘The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,’ she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, ‘Why yes sir, this is a union house. ‘We observe all union rules.’

The man asked, ‘And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?’

‘The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.’

‘That’s more like it!’ the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde.

‘I’d like her,’ he said.

‘I’m sure you would, sir,’ said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, ‘but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she’s next.’

Ouch.

Imagine how Ethel would feel if she ended up with him.

Beast with two backs. Literally.

For the sake of anyone watching, I’d hope 2 backs/no face.

Back on the ground…bump.

She was in my Dad’s graduating class.