Has anyone ever written a song about WineBerserkers?

[Dav3_Dyr0ff]

There is a poem:

'Twas The Night Before Berserker Day

‘Twas the Night before B-Day ‘Twas the night before B-Day, when all through the house, I quietly tiptoed around like a mouse; Retrieving the C-notes I’d hidden with cheer, Because Wine Berserker Day soon would be here; The children were nestled all snug in their beds, With nary a clue of the financial dread; Their college funds emptied, allowances slashed, The mortgage refinanced to pull out some cash; Embracing the dough, I fell into a dream; The kind where you know things are not wha…