Has anyone ever written a song about WineBerserkers?

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This was ā€œcomposedā€ the same way the results of my last visit to the bathroom was ā€œsculptedā€.

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I donā€™t hear a cello, no official stamp of approval without Stringworks accompaniment. @Patrick_Taylor wake up!

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Wow, got James Taylor to sing it too

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Oh come onā€¦this is so lame. Canā€™t we get the (somewhat aging) Stones or Bono to come up with a tune? Something that kicks ass as we all slowly fade to black?

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omg this is really sad, and really funnyā€¦were you able to choose James Taylor as a style?

And thereā€™s an original song but itā€™s NSFW for those who are at work, DO NOT PLAY

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Very cool.

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Iā€™m taking this grotesque monstrosity as a personal challenge. Give me a week, good sir.

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@Jorge_Henriquez and I are calling for a rendition in early new wave/punk. Maybe like The Cure The Walk or something like that.

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smart to call him out with a tag so he actually shows up for the month of April at least once

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Best moderator ever! Totally earning the big cash you pay him!

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Maybe a take on Billy Joelā€™s ā€œWe Didnā€™t Start the Fireā€ called ā€œWe Didnā€™t Start the Wine Board?ā€

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itā€™s giving jethro tull, but needs flute

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and more cowbell

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Now come onā€¦you are not exactly helping the human cause with those kind of demands.

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Verse 1
In the vineyard of the web, where the grapes grow fine,
Thereā€™s a place where enthusiasts come to unwind,
Wine Berserkers, itā€™s the name we adore,
Where stories of vintages and bottles we pour.

Chorus
Raise a glass, letā€™s toast tonight,
To the passion we share, under the moonlight,
From the old-world charm to the new-wave bright,
Wine Berserkers, weā€™re feeling just right.

Verse 2
Todd French, heā€™s the heart, the spark and the soul,
Guiding us through every wine-filled stroll,
With wisdom and humor, he leads the way,
In the land of the vine, where we love to stay.

Chorus
Raise a glass, letā€™s toast tonight,
To the passion we share, under the moonlight,
From the old-world charm to the new-wave bright,
Wine Berserkers, weā€™re feeling just right.

Bridge
From the Napa valleys to Burgundyā€™s hills,
We travel through tastings, chasing the thrills,
Every cork popped, every story told,
In the Wine Berserkers, our hearts unfold.

Chorus
Raise a glass, letā€™s toast tonight,
To the passion we share, under the moonlight,
From the old-world charm to the new-wave bright,
Wine Berserkers, weā€™re feeling just right.

Outro
So hereā€™s to the forum, to the friends weā€™ve made,
In the world of wine, where our dreams never fade,
Todd French and the Berserkers, we raise our cheer,
To many more bottles and another great year.

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There is a poem: