Wine puns.

WINE TALK
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I just accidentally typed this in another thread and then decided it was a great descriptor, so here it goes.

What do you say about Ch. Beaucastel? It’s very poopular.

Yes, I know it’s not exactly a great joke, but it’s been a bad day and I,f or one, needed a laugh.

Anyone have any other wine puns?

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Similarly, I once described Beaucastel, as “poop and pour”.

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It it has a lot of brett then I DUMP it.

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I believe their grapes are not pressed - it’s made with free “runs” juice…

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I’m not much of a fan of wine puns (particularly the ones that seem to be on every other cheap zinfandel label), but if you need a laugh, here’s a joke I reformatted to suit WB and posted a few years ago:

Civilian: How many bottles of wine do you buy per year?

Wine Geek: Usually about 250

Civilian: How much do you pay per bottle on average?

Wine Geek: About $40

Civilian: And how long have you been collecting wine?

Wine Geek: About 20 years, I suppose.

Civilian: So a bottle costs $40 and you buy 250 bottles a year, which puts your spending per year at approximately $10,000. Correct?

Wine Geek: Correct

Civilian: If in one year you spend $10,000, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $200,000, correct?

Wine Geek: Correct

Civilian: Do you know that if you didn’t buy so much wine and such expensive wine, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a new Ferrari?

Wine Geek: Do you drink wine?

Civilian: No

Wine Geek: Where’s your Ferrari?

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Nice one… [snort.gif]

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The last bottle I had really boweled me over

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Q: How was the Israeli wine?

A: Too hasidic

I apologize in advance.