Wine Flash Flood in Portugal

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Not a problem, it was all collect in the drain and the French purchased it to bottle under a fictitious Languedoc producer and sold to Costco.

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The latest asphalt cross filtering technique

Here is the wine marketing copy:
“Introducing the ‘Portugal Pavement Pinot’ – a wine that took to the streets in style! This bold red boasts robust asphalt undertones with hints of crushed grapes and a touch of tire rubber, showcasing the true essence of a village road trip. Sip it with caution, as this wine’s terroir is truly ‘pavement-ting’”

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Dig that girl!

I know there’s too much wine produced in the world, but this is a bit of an extreme market adjustment.

This could have been a good and less dangerous alternative to the Bull run in Pamplona.

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Aerial view of the facility

Now, just need to flood the town with an equal amount of Wine Away, and she’ll be as good as new!

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I hope that @Tomas_Costa is safe. :pray: