I love shipping season. Today it was a box labeled “Do not deliver to an intoxicated person.” Inside were 4 bottles of Pax, oops, I mean Wind Gap, James Berry Chardonnay (12.25% ABV for those of you who wonder whether Pax Mahle has gone over to the dark side) and 2 bottles of Sceales Vineyard Old-Vine Grenache (13.75% ABV). Pax lists the production on the side of the label, and the Grenache says, “1 Concrete Egg/408 cases bottled.” The chardonnay says “11 barrels/265 cases bottled.” That’s a pretty big egg, at roughly 16 barrels per egg. What laid that egg? An ostrich on steroids? A pterodactyl?
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