Wanna break into the chinese wine market? It's...uh...different.

[Roberto_Rogness]

tweeted by @WTFSexFacts

“In China, you can also buy Three Penis Wine, which is made from seal penis, dog penis and deer penis and sold as a cure for memory loss.”

[ToddFrench]

@Roberto Rogness

tweeted by @WTFSexFacts

“In China, you can also buy Three Penis Wine, which is made from seal penis, dog penis and deer penis and sold as a cure for memory loss.”

Well, not exactly.

‘Wine’ is a broad term out there - it means many things with regard to liquor, one of which is fermented grape juice. They call bai jiu ‘white wine’, they call penis liqueur ‘wine’ as well, apparently.

[BJ_Hamel]

I have a bottle of “Ostrich Brandy” at home which I am pretty sure means
they soak an ostrich penis in the brandy before selling it.

I found it to be a nice pairing with the meal which consisted of pretty much
all the parts of an ostrich.

[J_Wei]

My peoples like exotic things over there ok?! Nothing wrong with that right?

[Chris_Blum]

Wine pairing suggestions for the three penis wine would be greatly appreciated. I can’t remember buying it, but I have three cases in my cellar

[Roberto_Rogness]

“Three Penis Wine, which is made from seal penis, dog penis and deer penis and sold as a cure for memory loss.”

If you can’t remember buying it it seems like you need to drink a bottle today!

[Bruce_Leiser_owitz]

@Roberto Rogness

“In China, you can also buy Three Penis Wine, which is made from seal penis, dog penis and deer penis and sold as a cure for memory loss.”

Somehow I doubt that therapeutic regimen has been subjected to carefully controlled scientific experiments…

Bruce

[M_Dildine]

Sounds like you need to be very specific when you order Pinot in China?

[Rich_Sutton]

@Chris Blum

Wine pairing suggestions for the three penis wine would be greatly appreciated. I can’t remember buying it, but I have three cases in my cellar

Fish tacos and clams are classic matches. For the third penis I suppose Heart of Palm will have to suffice…

[Terence_T-Bone_Livingston]

Reminds me of a time we were tasting in the cellar. I was trying to come up with descriptor, and said “It’s a fruit…it’s a fruit I can’t think of, but it’s on the tip of my tongue.”

My cohort looked at me and without missing a beat responded “Penis-fruit?”

We all laughed hysterically.

[Humberto_Dorta]

@M. Dildine

Sounds like you need to be very specific when you order Pinot in China?

[Paul_H_Potter]

@Terence T-Bone Livingston

Reminds me of a time we were tasting in the cellar. I was trying to come up with descriptor, and said “It’s a fruit…it’s a fruit I can’t think of, but it’s on the tip of my tongue.”

My cohort looked at me and without missing a beat responded “Penis-fruit?”

We all laughed hysterically.

Chin Nutz

[Bill_Tex_Landreth]

@Paul H. Potter

@Terence T-Bone Livingston

Reminds me of a time we were tasting in the cellar. I was trying to come up with descriptor, and said “It’s a fruit…it’s a fruit I can’t think of, but it’s on the tip of my tongue.”

My cohort looked at me and without missing a beat responded “Penis-fruit?”

We all laughed hysterically.

Chin Nutz

[Nate_Simon]

Interesting new wine trend! Apparently it offers great value; a standard 750 mL bottle becomes a magnum when you rub it the right way.

And, of course, who could forget…
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[Harry_C]

Spotted Dick?

[CWun]

It’s called “wine” but it’s really an “alcohol”. “Jiu” is kind of a catch all phrase for all alcohols/liquors. Only when it’s “pu tao jiu” or “grape wine” is it wine as we think of it.