Barefoot Oreo! Just what you’ve been waiting for?
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That would be a great name for a new Starbuck’s flavor!
“Everyone knows that red wine pairs well with chocolate, but Oreo Thins and America’s most-loved wine, BarefootWine,
I don’t know which statement is more controversial? That red wine pairs well with chocolate, or America’s most-loved wine is Barefoot?
Get on the list now, or I’ll be seeing y’all on Commerce Corner.
Got my pallet order in just in time
Barefoot Oreo would be a totally kickass name for either a race horse or a psytrance collective… As for the wine, what do you dunk in your glass? Black Forest cake?
I’d like to see The Hold Steady write a song with the title as a B-side to a re-release of ”Chips Ahoy.”
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If Port is technically a red wine then the second one. If you’re wearing rose-colored glasses about the tastes of the bulk of American consumers, then the first one.
Wait, is this Lisa Perrotti-Brown’s next big project?
I get pop up adds on Facebook for this crap. Amazing how many people worship this over the top stuff but I guess less consumers after the good stuff we love and it keeps prices down.
This is going to round out my cellar perfectly! In for a case
Better get a half a case of the Moscato. Very popular!
A sign of the end times. People are finally losing it in quarantine. Are we so lazy as consumers that we just can’t pull out a box of Oreos with a bottle of wine and drink them together? On the other hand, it probably helps cover the obvious alcohol and cheap tannins in the wine.
Does it come with the bong and bag of Doritos, or is that a separate purchase?
Could be worse, this was in my FB feed.
Every day we stray farther from Dionysus’ vinous guidance… Can’t wait for the TN thread on this one!