'Twas The Night Before Berserker Day

[Doug_Ackerman]

I am speechless. This answers the question: “what did Patrick do during quarintine?!”

[Patrick_Taylor]

I think you might need professional help.

I used to listen to Dr. Demento. Does that count?

[Jim_Anderson]

I think you might need professional help.

I used to listen to Dr. Demento. Does that count?

Some girl with psychic power, she said, “T-Bone, what’s your sign?”
I blink and answer, “Neon!” I thought I’d blow her mind
She’s reading Moby Dick by some fruitcake named Herman
She’s chomping on a knockwurst, was the duchess really German?
You ask so many questions, what answers should I choose?
Is this really Butte, Montana, or just existential blues?

[Patrick_Taylor]

I think you might need professional help.

I used to listen to Dr. Demento. Does that count?

Some girl with psychic power, she said, “T-Bone, what’s your sign?”
I blink and answer, “Neon!” I thought I’d blow her mind
She’s reading Moby Dick by some fruitcake named Herman
She’s chomping on a knockwurst, was the duchess really German?
You ask so many questions, what answers should I choose?
Is this really Butte, Montana, or just existential blues?

My all time fave! Tom “T-Bone” Stankus.

[Marcus_Goodfellow]

Well done!

…and I just sent you three cases of “professional help”, looks like you’ve been seeing it regularly.

[Patrick_Taylor]

Well done!

…and I just sent you three cases of “professional help”, looks like you’ve been seeing it regularly.

Heh. Coincidentally, I’m finishing day 3 of your 2013 Whistling Ridge. TN to follow.

[Warren_Taranow]

Someone had a lot of time on his hands (and I’m glad he did!). After surveying years of aspirant Berserker puns, poems and Haikus, it’s nice to see Amateur Hour has ended!

Cheers, Happy Holidays and Happy Berserker Day!

[Scott_Watkins]

I think you might need professional help.

I used to listen to Dr. Demento. Does that count?

Lol indeed it does

[Mark_Golodetz]

[Michael_Sterling]

Legend. I think I might name one of our Berserker Day offerings after this post. This is definitely up there with the helicopter and Screagle thread.

[Jason_T]

Wow, that’s fantastic.

[Rich_Brown]

Instant classic! Someone slap this up on the Hall of Fame thread right now!

Great stuff buddy - thanks for the smiles!

[Patrick_Taylor]

Nicely done!

Might become most thanked post so far!

I’m waiting to see a bot thank someone.

Fantastic post! I laughed out loud at the ass is grassl line

Thank you! My wife also laughed out loud at that line, rather ominously.

[Dav3_Dyr0ff]

[Patrick_Taylor]

I am speechless. This answers the question: “what did Patrick do during quarintine?!”

It was time well spent. The hours (and hours) of listening to the Dr. Demento Show and “Weird Al” Yankovic finally paid off.

[ToddFrench]

As requested by the OP, moving to the BerserkerDay forum, where it belongs and will be enjoyed accordingly!

[brigcampbell]

This is Hall of Fame good!

And done in a single post. Agreed

[Christine_Courtney]

OMG! I have only participated in one Berserker Day thus far, but you have captured the experience perfectly and set a new bar!

[Emily_Richer]

Hallelujah!

[Mattstolz]

does the night before preview day count??