The Wine Check
Yes, for all you whiny wine travelers (or is it ‘wine-y’?), we’ve got a Wine Check JUST FOR YOU!
Some are scared that their wine will get stolen when in The Wine Check, (even though with over 10,000 sold, not a single bottle has been reported stolen. ) because it says ‘wine’ on it.
Then there are those who want black because either they are dull and have no desire to become more like Charo, or they are hipsters and only ‘do black’, or are devoid of the joys of color (like RED) in their rolling wine luggage, and want to keep it that way.
Lastly, The Wine Check is run by two people who love all you Wine Berserkers (or MOST of you, anyway) - Shawnda Hansen and yours truly - so we will answer your plea, and offer the following:
BerserkerDay Exclusive BLACK Wine Check, with NO LOGOS OF ANY KIND! AND rollback pricing to our original $49.00 level.
Yes, that’s right - we have 50 of these bad boys, JUST for Berserkers (like Tyler Rico). We will never repeat this, so take advantage of this blank rolling canvas, and decorate it yourself (like Linda Baehr’s jeans).
There is no description on the site other than ‘BerserkerDay Wine Check’, either with or without shipper (it’s far more expensive to ship it with the shipper box/insert, as it bumps it to oversize, so keep that in mind, and with all of your wine purchases today, I’m sure you’ll have a shipper case SOMEWHERE!) - the only photo is one you’ll all recognize. We have it this way so that those who go to our website don’t know what it is, and don’t order it, as it is just for Berserkers!
Here’s a photo, too: