Really crappy wine storage ideas.

I was browsing houzz and found these.
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Wine racks over the stove,

Well it’s better than putting them under said appliances.

Awesome thread!

Over the dryer? Bad idea jeans.

“So, you got these at auction, huh?”

That’s definitely the winner.

^ The worst part is that they clearly spent a lot of money on that kitchen too. Alas, some people have more money than taste or common sense.

Broken bottles and broken bones seem likely in that kitchen.
Helmets would be advisable for all kitchen visitors.
So would ice buckets, to cool both hot bottles and swollen bruises.

Love that marble

How the heck do you pull a bottle while making dinner ?

Stepladder over the flaming wok !!!

Flaming wok? How about flaming bottles???

Lining the ceiling of a local tapas restaurant. I was told that they originally put full bottles there for storage…oops.

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Talk about a Mexican hat dance…

Not Mexican, Spanish. /s

Read too fast, and thought too slowly. Sorry.

No apologies necessary. A day late and a dollar short is a good synopsis of my entire adult life.

I’m sure their insurance company thinks that’s a great idea.

How in world do you get those bottles down?! Getting a ladder every night is no fun.

No need. During the summer, each bottle opens and pours itself.