One for the "two-step" corkscrew lovers

WINE TALK
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Is that free, promotional Pulltaps corkscrew that a friend left at your house, looking a little dull these days?

Have you had enough of your wine snob friends turning up their noses at your clapped-out, $5 dollar, party store corkscrew?

Well thank God, because Pulltex, makers of the original two-step corkscrew, brings you the Swarovski crystal encrusted, shiny silver Pulltex!

Yes, it’s shiny, yes it shines, and yes it shone last time we looked at it! It is after all, the Swarovski crystal encrusted shiny sliver Pulltex!

No, it’s not free, but with just three, easy payments of $25, all that blingin’ two-step action, action, ACTION can be yours!

But wait, there’s more…

Even at the full retail price of $75, you can feel smug about having paid less than half the cost of the leading brand, which need we say, does NOT have Swarovski crystal encrustation!

All we can say is “bring on the Romanée Conti, bitches!”

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[cheers.gif] [stirthepothal.gif] neener

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Oooooh, I hope there’s room on the waiting list!

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Nothing like a bit of bling on the old puller… neener

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It would complement my zircon-encrusted tweezers.

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…Glistening in the moonlight…

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Great for those Swarovski encrusted bottles of $20 Italian wine selling for $80.

http://www.italian-wine-boutique.co.uk/diadema-wine-collection-2.htm

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I think I’d rather have a Code 38 [stirthepothal.gif]

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My thoughts are if you can afford buy Rudy’s DRC, what’s $150 or $250 for a corkscrew?

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Got to love an FZ reference.