Wait till the neighbors see a box of small Dick’s on my porch
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Just tell him it’s a large so he’ll feel good about himself.
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I’ll save the large Dick’s for the under-endowed Berserkers. Can’t wait to serve up some medium Dick’s to my friends!
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It’s no surprise that Dick’s would be a hit with this bunch of cork soakers.
In for 6!
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As the parent of a teenage boy who seemingly thrives mostly on snacks and juvenile humor, this does seem too good an offer to pass up.
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I thought what it would be like to have a Large Dicks, but then woke up from my dream and ordered a medium.
Maybe the next round of offers will have a suction pump, and then I can have the Large Dicks.
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Got a Small on the way, that’s all we can handle here.
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An “extended” offer?
You’ll soon have Dick’s at your door!
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Great write-up. In for a Large. Looking forward to making the sales team eat a bag of Dick’s.
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Big box of Dick’s on the way to my house. Going to make all guests eat a bag of Dick’s.
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In for a medium bag of dicks
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What better way to welcome friends and family?
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Once we order, is it possible to delay shipping until the Spring when the weather gets a little warmer. Concerned about shrinkage of my Dick’s . . .
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Just the tip, it seems.
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These Dick’s don’t shrink! They’re from hearty Midwestern stock. But we are happy to delay shipping for you. Just leave us a note in your order! 
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Medium Dick’s headed to Morgan Ranch!
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Ok this is too funny - had to order 
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