Keepability potential: this is hilarious.

WINE TALK
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Hey, it has a 5 star review and works like magic. LOL

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Who knew - a wine dipstick.

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I kind of want to try it.

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How did this ever get to market?

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M m m . . .

I that would be the buyer, no?

And do they make separate ones for whites and for reds? Maybe branch out like Riedel and make a different one for different grapes, regions, vintages?

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What about roses? Orange wines? Come on, my friend - this is a potential goldmine. Adding in the ability to remove sulfites and we’ve got the Holy Grail!

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Paging Tom Hill….

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I know a few wine dipsticks actually… I won’t name names.

The moment they make one that works for people rather than wine, I’m buying. I’d love to know my aging potential by simply inserting their magic spoon in… hmmm… strike that. Not interested.

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I use it to turn milk into 36 month aged Comté

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Don’t use it near the Coravin or you might create a singularity.

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You don’t need different dipsticks for different wines. It can tell the difference. It literally works like magic!
If you don’t believe in magic, I feel sorry for you.

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Someone gave me an earlier version of this “Sonic Decanter” around 2005. I never really tried it.

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Ha! I got one of these bad boys as a gift years ago. It came in a super fancy red pleather case, so you know it was a quality product. Sadly, it did not work as advertised. Shocking, I know :wink:

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Think of how much you’ll SAVE!
No more dumb bottles, no more opening when wines aren’t quite ready.
This will pay for itself in no time! [cheers.gif]

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Hmmm maybe I should throw one of these in a barrel of Pinot. Hell in a few months I’ll have wine that tastes like the wine the dinosaurs drank.

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Truly bizarre.

But Michael who are you calling dinosaurs???

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Back at the very beginning of my wine adventure I had begun to attend the weekly tastings at a local wine shop. One evening featured a purveyor of a metal disk upon which one would place one’s glass or bottle for exactly the same effects as described here (except it took a bit longer - I guess that the glass acted as an insulator). Even as a complete noob I knew that my time at that wine shop was over.

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Just said it in another thread - Peugeot are the most interesting company…ever. The breadth of product lines over the years and the always totally “unique” way they’ve made them.

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Hopefully this performs better than their F1 racing team did.