Kamala Harris: A closet Berserker?

[Anton_D]

California oak?

I hope that is a misquote of the wine bar owner.

I would tell that owner, “You don’t know Jack, son.”

[Anton_D]

I’m going to ban Neal for going full dad jokes mode on us today

I warren’d him, don’t polk the bear.

[T_Welch]

California oak?

I hope that is a misquote of the wine bar owner.

I would tell that owner, “You don’t know Jack, son.”

Be prepared for a Polk in the kisser.

[Anton_D]

California oak?

I hope that is a misquote of the wine bar owner.

I would tell that owner, “You don’t know Jack, son.”

Be prepared for a Polk in the kisser.

Well, to do that you’d have to ford the river, then take a carter to my place and then you’d still have to get past Ken n Edy!

That would take a lot of will, son.

[Dav3_Dyr0ff]

I would tell that owner, “You don’t know Jack, son.”

Be prepared for a Polk in the kisser.

Well, to do that you’d have to ford the river, then take a carter to my place and then you’d still have to get past Ken n Edy!

That would take a lot of will, son.

Some of these are getting a little hairy, son…

And suddenly I feel like I’m back in the “Name that Tune” thread and I should throw out “At least I’ll get my washing done.”

[Neal.Mollen]

Love the puns early on!

It’s true, man, and yet I feel triggered by Charlie’s micro-aggression

[Neal.Mollen]

I would tell that owner, “You don’t know Jack, son.”

Be prepared for a Polk in the kisser.

Well, to do that you’d have to ford the river, then take a carter to my place and then you’d still have to get past Ken n Edy!

That would take a lot of will, son.

I like that you keep throwing puns out there, Anton, but with the gems I-sent-how-are you going to compete?

[T_Welch]

Be prepared for a Polk in the kisser.

Well, to do that you’d have to ford the river, then take a carter to my place and then you’d still have to get past Ken n Edy!

That would take a lot of will, son.

I like that you keep throwing puns out there, Anton, but with the gems I-sent-how-are you going to compete?

Ike get it, Neal.

[Dav3_Dyr0ff]

Be prepared for a Polk in the kisser.

Well, to do that you’d have to ford the river, then take a carter to my place and then you’d still have to get past Ken n Edy!

That would take a lot of will, son.

I like that you keep throwing puns out there, Anton, but with the gems I-sent-how-are you going to compete?

Pretty bush-league move to claim that you’ve trumped Anton when there are so many points yet to be hoovered up.

[Howard_Cooper]

Would that apply even to someone who is subject to Secret Service protection? Seems like it would cost the taxpayers less to have an aide pick up her wine than require her to do it herself, which means we have to pay for the armored limo with the driver and three-person security detail to accompany her… Not that “sensible” is a universal requirement when it comes to government rules…

She can pay an aide with her own money to do those things. She can do it herself and have a detail (which maybe she would have in any case). But, no government funded aides to pick up personal wine purchases. This is pretty basic ethics stuff, although it’s been awhile since all levels of government worried about such things.

-Al

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[Anton_D]

Be prepared for a Polk in the kisser.

Well, to do that you’d have to ford the river, then take a carter to my place and then you’d still have to get past Ken n Edy!

That would take a lot of will, son.

I like that you keep throwing puns out there, Anton, but with the gems I-sent-how-are you going to compete?

Compete with you?

No way! Your pun Johnson far is too formidable.

You’d rip my lungs out, Neal.

(I’d like to meet his Taylor, though.)

I once saw Neal drinking a piña colada at Tricky Dick’s

And when his fake Harrison his head, it looks perfect.

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I think the heat is getting to me.

Feels like purple Hayes all in my brain,
Lately things don’t seem the same,
Acting punny, don’t Zachary know why
'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy.

Wait, put a nix on that, what am I, taft?

[Dav3_Dyr0ff]

You’re going to drive me to drinkin’ if you don’t stop Lincoln (so many threads together).

We don’t want to get too gar afield.

[Anton_D]

You’re going to drive me to drinkin’ if you don’t stop Lincoln (so many threads together).

We don’t want to get too gar afield.

I do love this place. The down side, is if you see me post, I am at work.

[Craig_G]

I like that you keep throwing puns out there, Anton, but with the gems I-sent-how-are you going to compete?

This is the best pun but unfortunately Neal is disqualified for hyphenetically explaining his joke.

[Neal.Mollen]

I like that you keep throwing puns out there, Anton, but with the gems I-sent-how-are you going to compete?

This is the best pun but unfortunately Neal is disqualified for hyphenetically explaining his joke.

I was required to do that by the ADA as an accommodation for members I will not name.

[Marcus_Goodfellow]

Ouch. This earns you zero marx

Don’t be such a Groucho

Groucho is pretty far a Fields, isn’t he? The Pryor examples were all political figures. Your attempts keep getting Wilder

Murphy’s Law

[David_Bu3ker]

I like that you keep throwing puns out there, Anton, but with the gems I-sent-how-are you going to compete?

This is the best pun but unfortunately Neal is disqualified for hyphenetically explaining his joke.

I was required to do that by the ADA as an accommodation for members I will not name.

Sadly, joke explaining is ramp-ant.

[T_Welch]

I Kamala way here but there are no new posts. Whassup?

[Alan_Rath]

I Kamala way here but there are no new posts. Whassup?

That as good, but would be better with the right pronunciation:

I, la Harris, do solemnly swear…