The following menu is not hypothetical. It is the actual menu served at Berserkerfest 2.5 in my back yard WAY BACK IN 2010. Please note that the second and third courses are listed below in the order actually served, although the original plan was to reverse them but due to problems with heating up the oil, we had to reverse to order. I left out the words “home made” throughout the description because, short of making my own mayo, it was all home made.
First Full Course - Noon
Choice of Oyster/Shitake Mushroom Risotto or Saffron Seafood Risotto
Second Full Course - 2 pm
Oxymoron Sandwiches - Pulled pork on a challah roll with choice of creamy or vinegar or mayo creamy cole slaw and choice of tomato molasses or vinegar/mustard BBQ sauce.
Third Full Course - 4 pm
Deep fried brined turkey with fire roasted vegetables. Two turkeys - one cajun spiced and the other salt and honey brine.
Fourth Full Course - 6 pm
Smoked Whole Brisket with mole sauce and caramelized onions
Fifth Full Course - 8 pm
Flannery Hangar Steaks grilled over a 700 degree fire in the Big Green Egg.
Dessert - because I had to win the food war - 9:30-ish
Choice of chocolate marbled cheese cake or
Fresh made chocolate covered bacon dipped in the chocolate fountain we rented, with other dipping items varying from Pretzels to vanilla wafers to Oreos for those who were grossed out by putting non-kosher bacon into milk chocolate.
Wine? Somewhere I have a photo of three recycling bins we put out the following Wednesday.
When I have a bunch over, I often cook two things:
Marinated skirt steak tacos. Easy to grill, slice it up and throw it on the table with the fixin’s and everyone makes their own tacos.
I make a bunch of kabobs up beforehand; shrimp, lamb, beef, chicken, mushroom/veggie. Again, easy to cook, handle, consume, minimal cleanup. Friends frequently throw them on for themselves when they get hungry.
For wines we kind of just pull whatever people are feeling like, or want to try. No theme.
I believe that the photo of Todd with the chocolate covered bacon was recently found while excavating that tomb in Egypt. Either Brad Kane or Professor Ken has it.
We need some young kids to do this. I was 67 years old last Saturday and I’m getting too old to do that again. AND then there’s the little problem of my wife forbidding me to ever do it again.
I fear that I will not live up to Jay Hack’s example. For the feast, that is. I’ll happily guzzle some Mouton in public with a london fog windbreaker on, and am a fan of a sarcastic retort.
The windbreaker is a rare, limited edition, Gallet Dreyer & Berkey, LLP logo windbreaker. None of that cheap London Fog crap that you can get at any retail store. And you can’t live up to the rest of my example, either.
I don’t know, I’m pretty sure I can lose a bunch of hair, let it go gray, slouch a bit to look shorter, and throw on some spectacles. I’m content with the rest of what I’m offering, even if woefully inadequate relative to you, sire.