Gerard Depardieu Claims He Drinks 14 Bottles A Day

[Steve_L_Gellman]

Is this even possible

Gerard Depardieu claims he drinks up to 14 bottles of wine a day

[ToddFrench]

Spread out over the day, sure, why not? He’s a big boy.

Andre the Giant was rumored to drink 16 bottles of plum wine in four hours, just prior to 3 consecutive matches in Japan. He’s obviously bigger than Gerard, but the combination of genetics, size, and tolerance certainly make it possible.

[alan_weinberg]

I don’t care how big he is. Total BS unless they are those little airline bottles. And he won’t die because he has “energy.” Idiot.

[Michae1_P0wers]

He sounds rather insane in this article.

[Robert.A.Jr]

My BS detector is singing. . . .

[M_Meer]

I could drink up to 14 bottles a day, too, but I usually stop at one.

[Mark_C]

His liver must be half his body mass! Is he triangular?

[Steve_L_Gellman]

@Todd F r e n c h

Spread out over the day, sure, why not? He’s a big boy.

Andre the Giant was rumored to drink 16 bottles of plum wine in four hours, just prior to 3 consecutive matches in Japan. He’s obviously bigger than Gerard, but the combination of genetics, size, and tolerance certainly make it possible.

I used to work with Andre. One thing I learned was never use the bathroom after him!

[alan_weinberg]

@M Champney

His liver must be half his body mass! Is he triangular[snort.gif]

half of him is liver, half bullshit, no room for anything else.

[Mark_C]

@alan weinberg

@M Champney

His liver must be half his body mass! Is he triangular[snort.gif]

half of him is liver, half bullshit, no room for anything else.

So, I guess that makes him an atrabilious Russian!

[Henry_Kiichli]

@M Champney

So, I guess that makes him an atrabilious Russian!

Well, thanks to you and the Google I now know what atrabilious means.

[Harry_Gruber]

@Henry Kiichli

@M Champney

So, I guess that makes him an atrabilious Russian!

Well, thanks to you and the Google I now know what atrabilious means.

I’m thinking the 14 bottles a day bit is what made him so simpatico to Putin. I do predict though that if TMZ publishes photos of a shirtless Gerard riding a white Siberian tiger, there will be dire consequences.

[lleichtman]

He’s still a douchebag no matter how much he drinks. Apparently, he drank enough to pee in the aisle of an airliner.

[Glenn_L_e_v_i_n_e]

After the clinics I ran Weds & Thurs I’m thinking 14 bottles/day sounds about right.

[alan_weinberg]

11 quarts of liquid in 14 bottles. Couldn’t drink that much water, let alone alcohol.

[Jim_Anderson]

He partied with Wilt. Those were some kind of parties.

[JFPelletier]

@alan weinberg

@M Champney

His liver must be half his body mass! Is he triangular[snort.gif]

half of him is liver, half bullshit, no room for anything else.

You just made my day

JF

[john_stimson]

Didn’t Sting claim to have an orgasm lasting several hours? And Mark Twain claimed to smoke more than 20 cigars a day. and I’m not sure that Churchill claimed anything, but I bet he could keep up with Depardieu one to one any day.

[Mark_C]

@john stimson

Didn’t Sting claim to have an orgasm lasting several hours? And Mark Twain claimed to smoke more than 20 cigars a day. and I’m not sure that Churchill claimed anything, but I bet he could keep up with Depardieu one to one any day.

Yeah, Sir Winston was one amazing dude. Work and drink all day and night, to the degree that he had three sets of full-time staff on 8-hour shifts. The prototypical power-napper!

[Roberto_Rogness]

Diamond Jim Brady was reported to have downed five bottles of Champagne and 10 dozen oysters as an APPETIZER on many occasions…