EXTENDED FOURPLAY: Enjoy Dick's All Weekend Long! And Our First Raffle Winner Is

In for the medium Dick.

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Tastiest chips on the planet and NOW salt and vinegar? Best news to hear all month. Ordered & Thank you!

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Thank you Gail!

Thanks Andrew! Grab a towel, your Salty Dick’s are coming soon!

That’s great news Jeff! No surprise that the bubbles sold out, they’re delicious. Thank you for saving some for the raffle!

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Thank God the link is still working. I almost missed out on the biggus dickus of my life!

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wait…winner already announced?

Just the first winner was announced! At least 1 more winner to come.

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Thanks for keeping the deals open! Order in for medium Dicks - medium is nothing to be ashamed of :sweat_smile:

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Just as long as it feels good to you!

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Whoops, late to the party. In for 2 mediums. Got caught up trying to figure out angles & how to position my Dick’s.

U know, a guy can spend all day thinking about stuff like that…

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Me opening the box:

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In for a Large Dick’s. We are in Australia until mid May can I contact you when we return to the US and ship then?

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Wow, that is 3 minutes well spent. Get the honey ready and some whipped cream!

Honey Dick’s when :wow:

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@JasonB Got my dicks in a box today but sadly it did not live up to my expectations. Looks like I was shipped a large instead of the biggus dickus.

Packing slip shows my name and address but also “large combo”. Email confirmation shows the biggus.

My girlfriend is not satisified. Please advise :confused:

The Dick’s are here. Afternoon delight.

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For the first time in my lifetime… dick’s are nowhere to be found in Alaska. But, I am patiently awaiting their arrival.


I’m sorry that happened to you Jason! I will check with my fulfillment team in the morning. You and your girlfriend deserve a full package.

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I believe it was Lao Tzu who said “The knowledge that Dick’s are coming is its own reward.”