Dick’s has mounted its first BD17 sales goal! Congrats @JYoung you are the winner of the Perlegos Sparkling Assyrtiko raffle! May you bask in the warm afterglow of your achievement. We’ll be in touch soon to coordinate details. Thank you @Jeff_Perlegos for collaborating with us this year!
Will we make our second sales goal and award a bottle of Perkins-Harter Rose of Pinot Noir? That is up to you, Berserker Nation!
For the fourth consecutive year…
New Flavor Alert : Salt & Vinegar
Time To Get Lucky With 20% Savings 
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Today, exclusively for Berserkers, we are excited to show you Dick’s you’ve never seen before:
Behold, Lucky Dick’s!
Yabbut Lucky Isn’t A Flavor
True! But with Dick’s, sometimes you need to go deeper. Here’s the barebackstory, in true Dick’splaining fashion: (ahem) Actually, the British created the salt and vinegar flavor, but the Irish created the salt and vinegar potato chip. In that throbbing vein, we created Lucky Dick’s.
Dick’s: Now With Fourplay!
Our Fourplay Game is All Flavor and Crunch
- Salty Dick’s is the O.G. Dick’s flavor and our personal favorite with sparkling wine and caviar. Rip 'em, dip 'em, slip 'em to a friend.
- Sweet and Smoky Dick’s leans on the Kansas City BBQ side. You get sweetness and you get smoke.
- Hot N Spicy Dick’s are just that! It delivers the heat yet is balanced with flavor.
- Lucky Salt & Vinegar Dick’s are perfect for those that love some tang with their Dick’s.
Click HERE For Fourplay || If your wife has ever asked, this is what Fourplay looks like.
A Year In Dick’s: What BerserkerDay Means to Me
All Dick’s jokes aside, I truly want to thank the Berserker community. You have given a boost to my small business like no other. Each year, the revenue from BerserkerDay has funded each new flavor. Not only that, but BD has also helped me afford a new fulfillment warehouse (more on that below). THANK YOU, BERSERKERS! And now…
Let’s take a moment to admire our Dick’s BD17 Offers
When it comes to bags of Dick’s, size matters.
Medium Dick’s ($22.72)
- This offer contains 8 bags of Dick’s, each one bursting with 2.75 oz of potato-y goodness.
- Choose a single, solid flavor of Dick’s or Mix and Match
- We’ll take 5% off the tip, er top, making the price $22.72 – just $2.84 per bag of Dick’s
- Free shipping to all 50 states, plus…
- 3 entries into the Dick’s Bubbly Raffle
Click HERE for Medium Dick’s || They Fit!
Large Dick’s ($40.66)
- Enjoy 16 bags of Dick’s each one bursting with 2.75 oz of, eh you get the drift
- Choose a single, solid flavor of Dick’s, or Mix and Match
- We’ll take an extra 15% off, making the price $40.66 – just $2.54/bag
- Free shipping to all 50 states, plus
- 8 entries into the Dick’s Bubbly Raffle
Click HERE for Large Dick’s || They’re not big. They’re Large.
Biggus Dickus ($57.40 - Our Best Deal)
- Our best deal contains 24 bags of Dick’s
- Choose a rock solid, single flavor of Dick’s, or Mix and Match
- We’ll take an extra 20% off, making the price $57.40 – that’s just $2.39/bag of Dick’s!
- Free shipping to all 50 states, plus…
- 25 entries into the Dick’s Bubbly Raffle
Qwick HEWE fwa Biggus Dickus
But what about Small Dick’s?
NO.
DID SOMEONE SAY DICK’S BUBBLY RAFFLE???
Win A Bottle of Bubbly from Perlegos, Perkins-Harter, or Goodfellow, or the Grand Prize of all 3 bubblies**!!!**
Dick’s has partnered with these BerserkerDay sellers to create the optimum experience: Dick’s in one hand; bubbly in the other.
If we reach $2,000 in total sales, we will randomly “draw” a raffle ticket and send the lucky winner a bottle of never-before-released Perlegos Wine’s Sparkling Assyrtiko. And pick up a few bottles on the Perlegos BerserkerDay Newbie Offer. @Jeff_Perlegos is gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse.
If we get $4,000 in total sales, one lucky winner will receive a bottle of Perkins-Harter Rose of Pinot Noir. @ShelbyPerkins has plenty of way cool Pinot and Chard on her Perkins-Harter BerserkerDay Offer.
If we get $5,000 in total sales, one lucky winner will receive a bottle of Goodfellow 2022 Tsai Vineyard Blanc de Noirs, available only during BD17. @Marcus_Goodfellow has been a great partner and his Goodfellow BerserkerDay Offer probably sold out - and got reloaded - while you were contemplating your Dick’s.
Order Medium Dick’s + 3 Raffle Tickets
Order Large Dick’s + 8 Raffle Tickets
Order Biggus Dickus + 25 Raffle Tickets
BerserkerDay is the only event when customers enjoy 20% savings. For everyone else, it’s 15%.
And just between you and me, it’s about to drop to 10% in the near future. Why? Because you Berserkers really are making Dick’s get bigger! After several years, I can finally afford a shipping fulfillment warehouse to pack and ship orders, slashing your wait time and making your customer experience awesome!
For real though, this is a significant upgrade. But it costs money, so once BD17 is over I will drop the case discount to 10%. I will say that BD17 is our first rollout with the new fulfillment team, so if you have any issues, please feel free to send me a message and I will take care of it ASAP.
As a quick reminder, we are based in Cincinnati, and our ripple-style chips are crafted by a Midwestern chip maker that’s been family owned for 90 years. Our Dick’s have better quality potatoes than the big brands, plus a bigger crunch and a lot less grease. They’re slightly thicker too, so they won’t get soggy when topped with your favorite dip. Each bag contains 2.75 oz of potato-y goodness.
