Tonight a bunch of fellow Berserkers and I had the most disastrous dining experience most of us have ever experienced in a restaurant. The fact that it occurred in the highly anticipated and newly opened Lotus of Siam in NYC makes it all the harder to take. Admittedly, they’re still in a soft opening, but if you’re charging $75 a head for a set menu, you damn well better do at least a serviceable job. They didn’t come close.
Here’s the cold, hard breakdown:
Service: Abysmal. From the wait staff, to the sommelier to the manager. At first, it was overly attentive and a little stuffy and then non-existent for about 30-40 minutes. First off, we kept asking the waitstaff for tap water after the initial order of bottled water. Despite protestations, they kept refilling our glasses the minute we’d take a sip and kept opening up new bottles of bottled water. Finally, they made the switch to tap, but then mixed tap with bottled still and flat with sparkling. I got knocked in the head (did not receive an apology or excuse me) when they were reaching to clear plates. During another course, I had two different staffers reach for my plate at the same time and a slight tug of war ensued. Literally. Throughout the meal they just didn’t seem to comprehend what we were saying to them. The straw that broke the camel’s back was when after the soup course, they set new plates in front of us, then removed them and then ignored us for 30+ minutes as we waited for the first entree course to arrive. At that point we called over management and decided to leave.
Wine service and list: The list as is is meager and unimpressive. A few bottles we wanted to order were sold out. Yes, it should get better as there’s a bunch of wine in the cellar that’s not on the list yet. The sommelier was inattentive. The first bottle he served, and we only ordered Rieslings, was warm. How do you serve eight people warm Riesling? We’re not talking cellar temp. We’re talking mid-sixties or so. Also, there seemed to be a shortage of ice, as for some reason, despite spending plenty of time in ice buckets, two out of the three other wines we ordered were also warm. At one point the somm said he’d go down and see what was in the cellar that was not on the list. When he returned awhile later to see if we wanted another bottle of a wine we already ordered, we reminded him that he was going to check what was in the cellar for us. Well, he walked away and never returned for the rest of the evening. Additionally, we repeatedly had to tell the staff that we wanted another wine ahead of the Weinbach we ordered and finally gave up when it appeared they just didn’t understand us, or just didn’t care what we wanted.
Food: The food, what we got of it, was fine, but nothing to get excited over. With the exception of a large chicken appetizer, that on the menu said was a chicken satay, but was a large portion of what seemed to be a fried chicken balantine, the portions were small. So small, in fact, that we complained and asked for more of one of the appetizers. Now, this was a set menu for the soft opening and they will be going a la carte. This begs the question, why? Why would you do something that you can potential muck up and give a bad first impression to if that’s not what the restaurant is going to be about? Imo, if the portions we had received already were carried out for the entree plates we missed, then the $75 price tag is unjustified.
Management: Abysmal. When we complained about the experience we were having, the manager first got defensive and then tried to blame us for the problems. Absolutely incredible. When the check came, they had taken off the $250-$260 wine bill we had, but only $3 a head from the $75 set course dinner despite the fact that we only had the appetizers, hadn’t had the two entree courses or dessert and had been waiting way too long for our dinners and suffered excruciatingly poor service. We were all there and ordered by 7:10-7:15. At 8:45, we still hadn’t gotten to the entrees. What they did was not the right thing to do.
Misc: I didn’t see much of a change from the previous inception of Cru. The location is a poor one for this restaurant and I’m sure the lease is onerous. They would’ve been much better off just about anywhere else in the city. The prices they’re going to need to pay that rent is going to keep a lot of fans of the Vegas location away.
A really disappointing experience all around.
Brad