Dishes that are dead on arrival

This place will last as long as the North Sails yachting-fashion clothing store…if lucky.

Listen I know Asians can occasionally eat things that seem weird to us westerners, but I want my duck dead on arrival and I’m not going to apologize for it.

Quite the swipe at Parsippany

Especially Chinese Parsippanians.

Big fat goose egg. 0 stars.

A shame, but Decoy, down on Hudson st, serves what I think is the best Peking Duck in the City. Or maybe Momofuku Ssam…