Corkage Fee 25x less than the French Laundry

[R_Roberts]

From a local Chinese restaurant:

[A_Ballin]

Forget the corkage…what the heck is an oceanic duck!!!

[Sean_Devaney]

@A Ballin

Forget the corkage…what the heck is an oceanic duck!!!

A new restaurant opened by the office I use to work at and dropped off menus. The “draft deer” was amusing but, what what really caught everones eye was that every presumably duck dish was listed as “dick”

[A_Ballin]

I spend quite a lot of time in China, and my favorite was the local grocery store that sold magnums of “Spanking Wine”…

In this case I am hoping that the restaurants name is Oceanic

[Taylor_Broussard]

I think the more accurate name is Seagull. But Oceanic Duck sounds way more appetizing.

[PeterH]

As long as it isn’t Marbled Murrelet.

P Hickner

[Rick_Dalia]

@Taylor Broussard

I think the more accurate name is Seagull. But Oceanic Duck sounds way more appetizing.

Actually it’s just a gull. “Seagull” is like a “starfish.” No such thing. (This is straight from birdberzerkers)

[Scott_Brunson]

My sister in law has a masters degree in waterfowl

I call every sea bird a seagull when I see her. You can’t pay for that kind of entertainment.

[Mark_C]

@Scott Brunson

My sister in law has a masters degree in waterfowl

I call every sea bird a seagull when I see her. You can’t pay for that kind of entertainment.

“Oh, I see, gull!”