Berserkers Invade Small Town USA - AKA Morgan Ranch Deck Party - TLDR Version

Where do I start? Back in January, on the day after Berserker Day, I received a PM from @Mike_Stoneking telling me I’m coming to Burwell Nebraska for a Morgan Ranch Deck Party.

Fast forward to August and here we all are, back home after a crazy weekend of alcohol, Wagyu, enthusiasm fueled good times and camaraderie. Some of the crew arrived early in order to attend the Loup County World’s Fair with 650 others so they could revel in the culinary experience of the Michelin starred Big-O Tires starred Walking Tacos made in a bag of Doritos.

Watch the Turtle Races

Check in on Bacon Futures

And just be plain annoying to those of us who were arriving the next day.

While drinking our wine

Little did they know, the party doesn’t start until the Toddfather arrives.

So we land in metropolitan Kearney Nebraska and their spacious airport, rent a car and hit the road to Burwell.





The thriving metropolis! I don’t think I could handle the traffic here in a daily basis though.










Then the party started! Pizza, wine, beer and we were joined by @Carrie_Morgan, her husband Cam, her brother Roger, the hotel owner Tenise and her daughter whose name we all drew a blank on when it came time to remember that kind of data.



Cam wearing his very own West County Tool truckers cap!




Bottom from L to R: Andrea Freed, Nola Palomar, Carrie Morgan, Scott Watkins, Me, Andrea Watkins, Cam Ourada.
Top L to R: Brian Bohr, Mike Stoneking, Jennifer Hyer, Todd, Ron Freed, Vincent Fritche, Tenise, Roger Morgan

We had some wine too!









And beer …
Roger was drinking Busch Light until he found the Hanabi, he took a liking to them.

This is what was left in the morning, other bottles went upstairs to the Honeymoon Suite.

Saturday we made the 1/2hr trek to Morgan Ranch where we were greeted by patriarch Dan Morgan, Carrie, Cam and Roger. Gorgeous property of rolling hills covered with wildflowers.

We all gathered, popped champagne and got acquainted while enjoying wagyu sliders grilled by Roger on the logo’d grill.








Then we piled into trucks and or the Humvee and went for a tour.





To the windmill that was erected in 1956 and is still pumping water 69yrs later.




Then we saw cows but no bulls. Herefords (surrogates). The black babies are Wagyu.



Then Nolita fell out of the Humvee. Didn’t spill a drop!

Then it was off to a plateau with a great view where dan told us the story of the property while we enjoyed Nola’s Gazpacho and Argentinian Rosé.









Then back to the house for a fantastic meal of Grilled Flank, Coulotte, Flatiron, Ribeye, Ceasar Salad, Garden Fresh Bruschetta, Green Beans and Chocolate Mousse w/Raspberry Sauce.




















The Monopole Cru Sandler Pinot made an appearance.

And of course more wine which we took into town with us because Carrie entered us into a parade! Yeah, you read that right. A Wineberserker float in the Burwell Parade. They may need to rename the town “Burserkerwell” next time we come. They loved us!










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The mayor (Cam’s Brother) stopped by for a photo op

What fun!

Then it was off to entertain the masses. All 600 or so along the parade route which made two loops. We were too busy tossing beaded necklaces and candy to take any in-flight photos. We ended up winning 1st place in the “Miscellaneous” category. We were so happy!


Then we were given the option to either
1: Go the Taylor, the next town, for a country western dance or…
2: Go back to the ranch (where all the rest of the wine was)
Being Wineberserkers we of course chose to return to the ranch where we liquored Todd up and branded his ass!


Eventually the wine ran out and we had to say our good-byes, give Carrie and the crew hugs and retire to town.

Not before leaving her a massive recycle pile and many memories that we all will cherish.


Departure day wasn’t without drama. 10 minutes out of Denver the pilot comes over the PA and says the airport is shut down due to weather and they don’t have enough fuel to circle so they diverted us 45 minutes North to a regional airport in a flyover Nebraska town named Scottsbluff where the co-pilot got out and refueled the plane :laughing: and we sat, and sat, and sat, and sat for close to an hour. Then we fired up the engines, the plane in front of us took off and as we were taxiing to the runway we came to a stop and…

Needless to say we were 2-1/2hrs late to Denver. Everyone caught their connector except for yours truly who had to stay in Denver for another 24hrs before catching a standby flight back to SFO. But, you know, if I had to do it all over again I wouldn’t change a thing. It was a fucking blast. The Morgans are incredibly kind and hospitable and we left feeling like a part of the family. Can’t wait to return.

Others can chime in and fill in the holes in my story. I’m still not all there and I’ve been home for 2 days now. Hope you were able to hang in for the entire post.

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Great recap as akways. Hard to beat morgan ranch. And the company!

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Great post, love the photos.

Rose colored glasses were a good touch.

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Super enjoyable read. Thanks for posting.

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I suppose it’s going to be a thing now to brand Todd at every event!?
Some people get tattooed after inebriation, Todd gets branded!! :joy:

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I was thinking a tattoo that reads “Dumb Ass!”

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I couldn’t get over how friendly everyone was. There was a bench in front of every business downtown. I’d sit in one drinking my coffee in the morning watching the 5 or 6 pick-up trucks pass by at 10mph over the course of a half hour. Or the random person walking into the coffee shop. To a person they would all look over and wave, say good morning…

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Epic recap Brian! We expected much and as usual you all delivered! I was an hour or so away in Loup City not to be confused with Loup County :cowboy_hat_face: visiting relatives.

It’s beautiful in its own way in the vast Central/Western Nebraska regions. Always enjoy our visits out there.

Chris

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Gorgeous country! Almost nothing but alfalfa, corn and ditchweed!


It’s literally everywhere. Being from California I got a kick out of that.

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Yessir :laughing:
Gangsters paradise!

Sounds amazing!

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What a blast!

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Glad somebody finally made it up there for the party!

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Listening to Dan tell the history of the ranch, and the planting of trees, reminded me: did he tell you about the Nebraska National Forest, just an hour to the west? Great story behind it having come into existence in those sand hills.

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Hey, Scottsbluff was civilization when we were doing fieldwork in Sioux County 40+ years ago…

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Wow, what an amazing trip!

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Wow, BT, what an extraordinary writeup, and you gathered so many of everyone’s photos - I don’t think anyone could have done it better!!! Was a true pleasure to party with all of y’all, and I truly fear for the next auction winner of the Morgan Ranch Deck Party as the bar has been set REAAALLLLLY high!!

A few more photos to add: @Jennifer_Hyer was feeling artistic with wine charms and was using real flowers to fit in with the proliferation of nature that surrounded us. More pre-parade float action, and a shot of the happiest @Brian_Bohr has possibly been in his entire life - the whoopin’ and hollerin’ when he was driving that Ranger was fantastic

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Looks like such a blast. Driving the Jeep or whatever kind of truck that was through the prairie that looked sensational. Great time guys I’ve heard all positives from people who have attended.

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We had an amazing, amazing time! Horseback riding on real ranch working horses!! No one fell off!! The water from the spring with the windmill was a high point for me! Riding the Humvee through the sandhills, Todd’s branding… finally meeting people I feel I’ve known for forever the friendships we further developed, the Loup County Fair, the float, and the Walking Tacos, the morning coffee across the street, the plethora of phenomenal wines, and a few spirits, The Nebraska Kindness is something you don’t see everywhere anywhere except there! @Carrie_Morgan thought of everything. The Steaks were so so delicious!! Huge thanks to Dan Morgan, Ron Morgan, Cam, Roger, and their entire family made sure we were entertained and well fed!!!

Thank you so much for inviting us @Mike_Stoneking & Dana. here is too much fun to remember it all

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And what a lineup of wines they had, didn’t see a bottle of swill!

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