Nice picture, though.
Troll.
Not
Not you, David, the piece you linked.
He should team up with the guy who thought jeans sucked. The team would be called “people you don’t want to read”.
If you are envious of the 32-year old guy with the bacon billfold mentioned in the article, Archie McPhee has you covered…
Archie is well-stocked with all things faux-bacon…
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