Anyone catch the new Hells Kitchen?

The two hour premiere and nothing out of the normal to report…oh, except one guy calling Ramsay out to the parking lot to fight!!

I watched it last night. I think it might be staged…nobody can be that big of a dickhead. Can they?

Gordon? Or the other dude?

Yes.

I was waiting for them to stick a Philly Cheese steak between their mouths and start eating toward each other until they were making out and swapping spit.

Then I was waiting for Jerry Springer and Allen Funt to come out riding unicycles on the set, juggling dishes. (that’s when I set my hash pipe down…)

Man, that Gordon reminds me of some past employers. What a piece of work that show is.

Have you been to the Northeast?

Dude, where’s the smiley face thing, becuse you must be jesting?

I am an (north)east boy and cringe at the idiocracy of that guy’s attitude. as much as it’s a black mark on my home turf, somehow it makes me feel at home at the same time, if that makes any sense. probably not…