Your best Food Network peeves

[Eric_Anderson]

@LMD Ermitaño

@Bob Wood

@LMD Ermitaño

I don’t know if she qualifies as “obviously annoying”, but I can’t stand the sight or sound of Ina Garten.

I’m much more annoyed by her spinless wuss of a husband.

Yes, of course, not to mention him.

I can’t help catching bits and pieces of that show because, for some reason, my wife watches it occasionally. Whenever Ina Garten makes coyly suggestive references to having a nice romantic evening with her husband, I shudder inside.

Now that’s a little harsh, Noel. That little giggle…that haughty laugh…and, she does make him some spectacular meals…com’n, you’re not jealous of Jeff at all??
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[LMD_Ermitano]

@Eric Anderson

Now that’s a little harsh, Noel. That little giggle…that haughty laugh…and, she does make him some spectacular meals…com’n, you’re not jealous of Jeff at all??
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Hi, Eric.

I’d rather f*ck mud.

“Jealous” indeed…

[Jorge_Henriquez]

@LMD Ermitaño

I’d rather f*ck mud.

“Jealous” indeed…

Awesome saying.

[M_M_c_C_a_l_l]

@LMD Ermitaño

I’d rather f*ck mud.

Noel’s a berserker for real now, dirty words and all.

[LMD_Ermitano]

@Melissa M c C a l l

Noel’s a berserker for real now, dirty words and all.

Only when absolutely necessary, Melissa. Eric’s insinuation above merited such vehement denial.

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[Steve_M_c_C_a_l_l]

@LMD Ermitaño

I’d rather f*ck mud.

That may be simultaneously the funniest and most startling thing I’ll read all year.

← still laughing

[Bob_Wood]

Just now, Rachael: "I love Worcestershire sauce, it has everything in it. They start with soy sauce . . . "

Dear God, just kill me now.

[Brian_G_r_a_f_s_t_r_o_m]

@Linda Baehr

@Chris Presutti

3. Giada De Laurentiis’s big melon head.

And T-rex stubby arms.
But seriously, I hate the way she pronounces spa-gee-tee.
I’m no expert on the Italian language, but why would the e and the i be pronounced the same way?

she can pronounce spaghetti “spay-gee-tie” for all I care … hell, she doesn’t even have to cook. I’d tune in to watch her read from a glossary of culinary terms.

[Eric_Anderson]

@LMD Ermitaño

@Melissa M c C a l l

Noel’s a berserker for real now, dirty words and all.

Only when absolutely necessary, Melissa. Eric’s insinuation above merited such vehement denial.

N

I brought you to this? Ooooo, I did good!

I guess ol’ Paula would be my big turn off. Aside from that outrageously affected dialect, every individual word causes pain. Fortunately, the barfly delivery actually acts as a distraction.

[Jorge_Henriquez]

My wife works at The Hearst Corp. (publisher, among others of Cosmo, O, etc.) which recently launched the Food Network Magazine. She brings it home every month. This month’s mag came with a “special insert” called “50 things you can do with a jar of pasta sauce”. Lemme just say that one of the “recipes” was for Bloody Mary.

[Linda_Baehr]

@Jorge Henriquez

My wife works at The Hearst Corp. (publisher, among others of Cosmo, O, etc.) which recently launched the Food Network Magazine. She brings it home every month. This month’s mag came with a “special insert” called “50 things you can do with a jar of pasta sauce”. Lemme just say that one of the “recipes” was for Bloody Mary.

Oh NO!!