I thought about this tonight as I was eating my favorite snack, roasted, unsalted almonds. I would most certainly have an almond richness to my flesh if I was cooked over a spit.
I suspect my loins would also reveal coffee nuances, red wine and garlic.
I’d taste of grain from all the cereal I consume, and likely would be sweet from all my sugar consumption, and if prepared medium rare, lots of iron notes, as for some reason, my blood really tastes like rust - I must be quite iron-rich.
Cheesey, a bit of salt, acidic, and doughy: That would be the pizza.
Cassis, blackcherries, kirsch, cola, leather and plush mouthfeel: That would be the Cabernet.