Wine Berserker meets New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest....

“I was more of a dog person, until you served this wine”

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Lets go back to the Sauvignon Blanc…I’m getting too much horse shit in this one.

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Man (37) arrested for giving cat alcohol to drink

Can’t believe She didn’t call me back for a second date, I thought we were impressive the other night.

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Matello Pinot Noir Souris. How droll!

I know, I know… You said you don’t like wines from Dalmatia, but this wine’s different.

No, a beer chugging dog wouldn’t do. Paul needed a pet that was classy.

Simba was not impressed with Robert’s comment about, “overwhelming notes of clay”…clearly he’s a dog person.

“I hope it pairs well with whatever you dragged in.” Yoni Blumberg, Brooklyn, N.Y.

For me, a tie with the SB reference in the OP.

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Cat: “This Sauvignon Blanc smells familiar”
Person: “It’s the Muscat clone”

Are X-rated captions permitted?

Asking for a friend

Here, yes. Of course.

“How the hell are you holding that glass? You don’t even have thumbs.“

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“I’ve been told that Rombauer Chardonnay often works.”

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Maybe another appropriate one for this board, or one about sex

Drunken sex, a slight thread drift into a well traveled path.

Well, the winning caption is…

“I thought you’d like to try it, instead of just knocking it off the counter.”

Yawn.