Who is Ruth Bourdain?

I thought she was Tony Bourdain’s wife for a while. Not paying enough attention.

Now I’m intrigued. Has anyone else been paying attention to this?

Blogger that has mashed the identities of Ruth Reichl & Anthony Bourdain.

Parallel to that Gary M. Parkerchuck invention or whatever the hell it’s name was.

One of my favorite recent tweets:
“You asked how Guy Fieri’s blood tastes. Hints of douchebag w/cheesy undertones. The bleach leached from his scalp imparts a lovely finish.”

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Too much aquavit last night. Dreamed Marcus Samuelsson was pleasuring me with his red rooster. Money shot: spicy tomato jam on cornbread.
6:36 AM Dec 15th via Twitter for iPhone

I’m all for “nose to tail” eating, but I draw the line at the taint.
7:45 PM Dec 13th via Twitter for iPhone

The Axis of Evil, along with tempeh and decaf coffee. RT @Francis_Lam Green bell pepper: Your thoughts and feelings
2:05 PM Dec 13th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Francis_Lam

I’m all for grass-fed cows, so long as they don’t eat my stash.
9:23 AM Dec 13th via web

Ruth Bourdain kills! Your life is better for have discovering “her.”