Wife picked it up. Says she was standing at the shelf staring at the box when a woman next to her said that she had them the other day, “And they were really good.” Surprised me that she bought them as she’s not a fan, but I am. Guess one of us has taste.
The Cable Guy is from Nebraska and is a supporter of Nebraska Cornhusker teams and we are talking corn muffins, so I suggest Big Red Wine from James Arthur Vineyards in Raymond, Nebraska. This vineyard is the largest winery in Nebraska. The Big Red is a blend of St. Croix, St. Vincent and Foch grapes. It is described as having an earthy and slightly vegetative nose (and corn is a vegetable.) Voila! (The JAV website suggests pairing The Big Red with pizza or hamburger but says it could also stand up to Nebraska steak.)