So I clicked on an email offer that looked interesting, and I was brought to a page that featured this effusive reportage.
AI?
Random note generator?
Something more nefarious?
Looks legit.
TASTING NOTES
A remarkably focused and vibrant profile, with notes of quince, flinty minerality, acacia, green apple and a long, echoing finish.
Wine Spectator
96
Exhibits great depth and precision. Layers of acacia, crushed stone, lemon zest, vibrant acidity are underscored by a fine mineral core and silky tannins.
Robert Parker’s Wine Advocate
96
Exhibits great depth and precision. Layers of quince, acacia, honeysuckle, pear are underscored by a fine mineral core and silky tannins.
James Suckling
96
A masterpiece of balance. The nose reveals intense flinty minerality, crushed stone, green apple, vibrant acidity, while the palate is full-bodied, structured, and incredibly elegant.
Vinous Media Neal Martin
94
A masterpiece of balance. The nose reveals intense flinty minerality, acacia, lemon zest, white blossoms, while the palate is full-bodied, structured, and incredibly elegant.
Decanter
99
Showing beautiful development, with honeysuckle, acacia, lime, quince leading to a savory, multi-dimensional finish.
Jeb Dunnuck
99
Just to check I clicked on another wine on offer and was met with this:
Exhibits great depth and precision. Layers of anise, cassis, espresso, cedar are underscored by a fine mineral core and silky tannins.
Wine Spectator
93
Showing beautiful development, with forest floor, plum, dried herbs, leather leading to a savory, multi-dimensional finish.
Robert Parker’s Wine Advocate
96
Pure and expressive, highlighting plum, clove, leather, graphite with a refined texture and bracing energy.
James Suckling
92
Exhibits great depth and precision. Layers of graphite, cassis, anise, wild berries are underscored by a fine mineral core and silky tannins.
Vinous Media Neal Martin
98
Pure and expressive, highlighting anise, cedar, graphite, leather with a refined texture and bracing energy.
Decanter
99
And finally, just to be sure, a third:
Tasting notes
Pure and expressive, highlighting cedar, leather, anise, cassis with a refined texture and bracing energy.
Robert Parker’s Wine Advocate
93
A masterpiece of balance. The nose reveals intense dried herbs, tobacco, wild berries, black cherries, while the palate is full-bodied, structured, and incredibly elegant.
Decanter
94
Showing beautiful development, with violet, anise, cassis, velvety tannins leading to a savory, multi-dimensional finish.
Jeb Dunnuck
90
I sent an inquiry to the store in question, but this is not a good look.