We will sell no wine before it's time...unless...

This cracked me up:

Is this what you guys call Pobegaing?

Would that qualify as an open container charge too?

The Cherokee driver found Moreno under the tanker. He had opened a valve and was trying to drink up as much of the red wine that was pouring out. He also was only wearing his underwear by this point.

hilarious.

Preemptive Pobega-ing.

RT