I debated putting this in the Bingo thread, since “thoughtful” and “effortlessly celebratory” are certainly creative expansions of the vocabulary of wine description. But this really seemed like it deserved its own thread.
Here may be the best part:
From The Guardian:
A quick look at Fairwinds webstore tells you all you need to know: crappy white label junk and probably crappy wine.
I like this one where they forgot to insert their name in the description:
Embarrassed that my college fraternity is mixed up in this: Greek Brands
My wife loves her. She seems like a really good human.
Wine? Probably not.
Cola is registered to Kunde.
The word “manufactured” told me everything I needed to know!
Holy crap, never seen this before. My fraternity doesn’t have a brand, but my wife’s sorority does. I may have to place an order for a gag gift for her next girls weekend
Love it! They’ll sell you a wood crate. Will they fire brand it with any wine you like? DRC? Mouton?
