Top 10 reason’s PC can’t ship your wine today:
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- Thirsty Berserkers crashed our New Year’s eve party
- Mark Anderson torched our warehouse
- We ship no wine before the container is full
- Used your money for world series of poker buy-in
- FedEx is way cheaper when you choose 5 year shipping
- Euro is just too damn high, we’ll buy your wine tomorrow, maybe
- No wait, it’s Sarkozy’s fault, blame him
- Waiting for Obama to sign tax holiday legislation
- Still waiting to hit our buying club minimums
- All wine fermented to order
Tongue-n-cheek as I am a happy client.
(Formatted to work for tapatalk)