Top 10 reasons PC can't ship your wine today

Top 10 reason’s PC can’t ship your wine today:

    1. Thirsty Berserkers crashed our New Year’s eve party
  1. Mark Anderson torched our warehouse
  2. We ship no wine before the container is full
  3. Used your money for world series of poker buy-in
  4. FedEx is way cheaper when you choose 5 year shipping
  5. Euro is just too damn high, we’ll buy your wine tomorrow, maybe
  6. No wait, it’s Sarkozy’s fault, blame him
  7. Waiting for Obama to sign tax holiday legislation
  8. Still waiting to hit our buying club minimums
  9. All wine fermented to order

Tongue-n-cheek as I am a happy client.
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Fixed. neener

  1. “we ship no wine before it’s time…which we will determine at a later date.”

HOW DARE YOU TAKE SHOTS AT PREMIER CRU?! THEY ARE THE BEST EVARRR!! GETTING YOUR WINE IN 5 YEARS IS NORMAL!!

  1. Rudy took all our empties.

Damn. I neglected to work him in. Tx!

  1. A band of marauding Amazonian pygmies in dugout canoes emptied our warehouse using Wine Checks.

That’s the only reason you need, to be honest.

Zach isn’t Amazonian!

He’s not? Who knew?