"Toddlering" dot com - yes, 2013 Ridge Monte Bello...had to do it, and NOT disappointed

WINE TALK
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Yes, please, someone else join me in drinking their wines too young… They’re great that way, I promise!

Here are some ideas:
Puppycrushing (as in crushing bottles of wine, not like crushing in a press)
Twilighting (teenage vampirism)
Kindertrinking (faux-German variant)

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oldies but (maybe not) goodies:
-“robbing the cradle”
-“jumping the gun”
other thoughts:
-“cradle popping”
-“rushing roulette”

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Inceptive inquisition.
Embryonic exploration.
Grape juice drinkin’.

As to earlier vintages, anyone have the 02 or 04 recently?

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Saying ‘babykilling’ in another language is not a good substitute. I like twilighting but that sounds more like the END of a wine’s life, not early, particularly as the movie/books Twilight are losing impact.

Budding Bottle?
Fledgling-ing?
Tenderfooting?
Pubescicide?

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Death by pubes? [scratch.gif]

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Youthanasia

(yes, I recognize this is also the title of a Megadeth album)

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Us dog lovers will kick your butt! [wow.gif]

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Yeah that’s not my best work

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Anything with “crushing” reeks of John Kapon and Twelve Angry Men.

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How about winewasting?

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Pobega’ing has been a term I picked up, but I think it already has an association with raiding a delivered box before it even gets into the cellar.
If you do this a few more times, we can call it Frenching!

Cheers,
fred

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Toddlering.

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This wins. Multiple meanings.

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I have two of these from allocation and wish I could continue to evolve for 35 years as well. [cheers.gif]

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HA! Awesome! Potential to catch on, though ‘babykilling’ is obvious, ‘toddlering’ is similar and non-offensive. Ok, folks, use it in social media! Make it stick

#toddlering

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And Todd toddlering can lead to Todd being seriously toddlered:

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BTW, Pobega-ing is completely different, as no way Mike Pobega lets a wine age 6 years, much less 30 or so that these babies need. Pobega-ing is when you blast open a bottle fresh from the FedEx delivery - open the box, open the wine.

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Louis CK:

“It was so okay to beat your wife until so recently, that today we have a kind of shirt named after it. There is a piece of clothing in our culture, affectionately nicknamed, after beating the crap out of your wife. And for some reason, this is offensive to nobody. I saw a woman on Good Morning America, she said “I was walking around the house in my wifebeater.” I’m like, stop saying it like it’s not horrible!”

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/louis-ck-monologue/2768583 (that part is in the last minute or so, but the whole monologue is exceptional)

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Not as effective when the quote comes from an admitted sexual predator, but yeah, definitely interesting

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Toddlering sounds terrible, it implies sex with very young kids. If Babykilling is offensive then Toddlering is even more so. " i toddlered with my neice " would you want that in your volcabulary ?

Somebody suggested Frenching in a similar manner to Pobegaring, who on this board is the member most associated with drinking young powerful wines before they are ready ? use that name, if its Todd great if someone else than also fine. Golodetzing a wine can mine leaving it until its on life support with all fruit long since left the building.