It’s my devious plot. Since I have the palate of a Yak, once you finally pop one and hate it like my buddy Alan Rath, you will sell it all to me en masse, cheap. My hoard will be bigger that Fu’s hoard.
Yak Palate #2 here, I guess. 
Loved the 05 Chavaroche (but too young still) and the drinking-well 06 (but has upside still).
By the way, I’d like in on your plot, should it succeed.
Whoa I dunno… from half-day old roadkill all the way to two day old? I like me some funk but might need to find a way to bridge that gap. 
Your new Delta Tau Chi nickname is… Buzzard!
Lol, you have no idea how apropos that is on many levels. My nom de guerre in the cycling community has a bird name in it. I’ll leave it at that. I like game and game time, baby!