Gesundheit
Three men find themselves on a park bench facing the beach in Miami, and they soon begin to discuss their lives and how they came to be there.
The first man says, “I use to run a successful construction supply business in Los Angeles. One day unfortunately there was a huge fire and my entire warehouse burned to the ground. I collected the insurance on it and decided to retire here.”
The second man says, “Similar story here. I used to run a jewelry store in New Jersey, but unfortunately one night there was a massive break in. I collected the insurance that I had on the jewelry and moved down here to retire.”
They look at the third guy. He says, “I used to run a steakhouse in Kansas. Last year unfortunately the entire restaurant was destroyed by a tornado. I collected my insurance and retired here.”
The first two guys look at each other for a minute. Finally, one says, “How do you start a tornado?”
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You think someone is just rolling up and entering the vineyards at any of the major Burgundy producers, willy nilly, lol? They’d be apprehended before they could touch the first row.
I have no idea about that in Burgundy, but I’m sure a great many vineyards around the world which go into expensive wines are completely unguarded.
Probably a lot different than pot; I assume they hire armed thugs to guard those plants. You could easily use / sell what you stole from them.