The ultimate "Pobega"

[CJ_Beazley]

I didn’t even need a corkscrew, the Fed-ex guy opened it for me!
Some company named Wine Country Connect shipped me four bottles of wine to Texas yesterday, high temp 101*. The delivery guy (who you kinda get to know after a few hundred deliveries) was standing on the front porch holding the box over his head pretending to drink what was dripping out of the box. No cold packs, no notice.

[J_Singleton]

@CJ Beazley

I didn’t even need a corkscrew, the Fed-ex guy opened it for me!
Some company named Wine Country Connect shipped me four bottles of wine to Texas yesterday, high temp 101*. The delivery guy (who you kinda get to know after a few hundred deliveries) was standing on the front porch holding the box over his head pretending to drink what was dripping out of the box. No cold packs, no notice.

So what was the wine?

[W_Leonard]

@J. Singleton

@CJ Beazley

I didn’t even need a corkscrew, the Fed-ex guy opened it for me!
Some company named Wine Country Connect shipped me four bottles of wine to Texas yesterday, high temp 101*. The delivery guy (who you kinda get to know after a few hundred deliveries) was standing on the front porch holding the box over his head pretending to drink what was dripping out of the box. No cold packs, no notice.

So what was the wine?

Cooked

[Steve_L_Gellman]

Used to buy a lot of wine from them years ago before the company changed hands. Sorry to hear of your problems.

[CJ_Beazley]

@J. Singleton

@CJ Beazley

I didn’t even need a corkscrew, the Fed-ex guy opened it for me!
Some company named Wine Country Connect shipped me four bottles of wine to Texas yesterday, high temp 101*. The delivery guy (who you kinda get to know after a few hundred deliveries) was standing on the front porch holding the box over his head pretending to drink what was dripping out of the box. No cold packs, no notice.

So what was the wine?

I’d rather not say, but be on the lookout for some 2012 Keller Estate Chardonnay on Winebid with a low shoulder fill.

[b_castner]

I believe that’s the company that handles wine shipping for Woot, Groupon and Rue La La.

[Bruce_Leiser_owitz]

@CJ Beazley

I didn’t even need a corkscrew, the Fed-ex guy opened it for me!
Some company named Wine Country Connect shipped me four bottles of wine to Texas yesterday, high temp 101*. The delivery guy (who you kinda get to know after a few hundred deliveries) was standing on the front porch holding the box over his head pretending to drink what was dripping out of the box. No cold packs, no notice.

It’s summer. In Texas. What could go wrong with shipping wine there?

Bruce