Berserkers,
Not sure if anyone heard about this, but there was a recent 6.5 magnitude earthquake out in New Zealand and the Regional Wine and Spirits shop naturally had several wine cabinets take a tumble and a great fall which killed off a Remy Martin Louis XIII Cognac… but didn’t even put a scratch in an 03 Yquem Sauternes.
Thus, once more the superiority of sweet wine is proven yet again. 
Photographic evidence can be found at: Louis XIII Cognac smashed in NZ quake - The Drinks Business