Step One: Admit your problem

Hi, my name is Paul. I buy way too much wine that I may never get around to drinking.

Step Two: To remove temptation…unsubscribe to the 11,462 winery, wine store, wine shop, wine school, wine clubs, wine pals, wine buddies, and wine news e-mail lists that I somehow am on.

Step 3: Cut up all credit cards and disperse of them. Otherwise, Steps 1 and 2 are futile.

I thought step three was “stop hanging around wine boards”?

Step 4: FORGET those credit card numbers! (as well as the 3/4 digit security code).
I have not had a physical AMEX Card for 6 months, but you would never know it by looking at my bill.

LOL! Yeah, I know my Amex number by heart, too.

Visa for me and those 16 digits roll right off my fingers on the keyboard!
Dangerous.
Though, I have been resolute in not buying much lately. It can be done.

Drink more . . . all problems solved.

Dennis - dont stop until you secure a few more burgs/cru bojo though :wink:

Ha. I did say not buying much. Couldn’t pass up some killer Burg deals via Brentwood this week. [berserker.gif]

Step 5: Throw a big party and share with friends!

We need to shut this thread down before we get to 12 steps.


Please drink more and shutcher pie-hole.

We say “shutyer” and that’s step 8.

Nobody has ever gotten to step 12.

Isn’t step 12 to actually join AA? Then you won’t have to worry about buying more wine, but you then have 12 more damn steps to take…

Liotta for the win.

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The very reason no one here has ever made it to step 12.

I think that I already FAIL on step two. Since posting this, I’ve gotten dinged by LeDu’s, garagiste, Wine Sellar, Radio-Coteau, Wine Library, Wine Anthology, Vino, Morrell’s and Talbots (how the hell did that get there). I admit, I clicked on all of 'em (but the Talbots)

If you do, NyQuil is the 13th Step. You just have a fuckin’ cold, that’s all.

No Cure For Cancer. Tremendous piece of comedy. We love you, you giant fucking Q!

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to be honest it is only 630 and it is already +2. FRIDAY!!!

Step Three: send me a box every now and then, that will take care of your inventory “problem” [grin.gif]