I tried trading my dog for a human in another context and everyone got all offended and the dog bit me. I think it was the dog.
My +1 is Howard. And FWIW my dogs are Einstein and Xena.
Is Howard smarter than Einstein or Xena?
Relatively speaking.
Howard I know?
In theory he is.
Well, once you’ve Xena Howard, you’ve seen them all.
Now I need to travel again, so I’m out (Howard too).
Are you a ventriloquist? And does Howard live in a suitcase?
Howard is Craig’s other personality. I’ll stop there.
Is he made of wood?
Sorry to change topics, but what are people bringing? 
I’m bringing a new attitude.
Since I think theres room because Howard refuses to bring Craig, I’d like to bring a friend from my hiking meet up group named Domenico if he can make it. He’ll let me know today.
You’re gonna wrap yourself in a tin foil hat so that we have to figure it out blind?
Ok Andy, just so you don’t feel ignored (better get used to it with this group…)
2001 Riesling CFE, Trimbach
Probably 2006 Beaune-Greves, de Montille
06 Ruchottes Esmonin
I already know - corked!
Or brett…
Oxidized
We can Audouze you!