The Crush progressive sale starts today. Traditionally, I wait until the last day and gobble up the bargains. I need you guys and gals to help me out this year. I have no room in my cellar and the waiting list, represented by cases on the cellar floor, is out of hand. I need the rest of you to buy as much as possible so there is nothing left for me tomorrow. Please . . . I’m begging you . . . My marriage depends on it.
Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.