Parody: how to talk like a Beer Snob

Some funny, some not but a fun read:

“Do you have anything imported?”
“I would like a beer with a strange name in order to seem cultured. Plus, according to blogs I frequent, Jay-Z drinks imported beers."

“I haven’t seen this beer since I had it at GABF.”
“I just shortened the name of the Great American Beer Festival because I am insider-y and treat beer like hippies treat the Grateful Dead. I am really hoping you reply by saying you were there too, and then we kiss deeply.”

“That tastes way better on Nitro.”
“Until recently, my idea of a microbrew was Guinness.”