Nicki Minaj wants to revolutionize the Wine Industry

We make a dry Muscat Ottonel. It accounts for about 2% of our production. I love making it, wine industry folk dig it it but selling dry Muscat in the great, wide world? Not so easy. 2% is about our max. Too bad. It’s really good.

““She embodies everything that Myx Fusions represents: style, spontaneity and the desire to push the envelope and inspire change”

And it is $4 a bottle

Reading tripe like that from the brand’s chief marketing weasel (fortunately weasels don’t have standing to sue me for libel for the comparison) makes me question the benefits of literacy. She would fit in perfectly in the Marketing Department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation, though.

That was M.I.A.

Perfect example of a once-great and hardworking musician who got famous and then started phoning in crap and being a complete ass in public. At least Nicki is still running circles around 99% of rappers when it comes to actual skills, to me she’s earned the right to endorse whatever she wants.

Jim, serving Dry Muskat put me on the map in LA:

We sell examples from Portugal, Spain and Sicily and they are fantastic with Asian food.

Muskat?

You try to type while arguing with your credit card company over fraudulent charges at an A&W in Canada…

Top ten songs featuring Moscato:

I have no idea what this even means.

It means Nicki is a big bottom girl and displaces the previous reigning champion…

Christina is much more my style, I guess I should drink Viva Diva Moscato:

It’s amazing how these celebrities are able to discover and bring the best quality products to the buying public. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go buy some Ace of Spades.

Enjoyed seeing the article of your somm days, Roberto.
I watched some episodes of “American Idol” this season and got very irritated by Minaj’s voice and rambling speech patterns. Not sure if she is returning next season but I prefer watching “The Voice.”

NPR weighs in:

That is a crazy photoshopped image of her. Look at her eyes!

Nah, that’s not shopped, this is shopped (not by me, she put out a music video where she was like this the entire time):